I don't know what you would think if you saw me driving by in this, but apparently people here in Houston think this car says "GRRRRRR...I'M MEAN!"
It's fabulous.
I can drive 55 in the fast lane in this monster and no one gives me the evil sideways look as they pass by. Cars that are 1/4 mile ahead on the road move out of my lane immediately. I was the LAST person to arrive at a four-way stop, and no one wanted to move until I passed through. A pedestrian even apologized for walking in front of me (at a crosswalk, when she had the little "go" hand). I feel so powerful. I am Queen of the Road.
And not only that, but everyone stares at me too. So I feel powerful AND pretty! This is the best car ever. :)
If you don't believe me, you are welcome to come over and take this puppy around the block a few times. Just don't be multi-tasking, because one minute you are dialing your cell phone and then BAM, you've demolished the Toyota in the next lane.
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Hopefully you're not speaking from experience in that last paragraph?
I'm having trouble picturing the smiling face from your profile picture in that vehicle. I think I too would be a little scared. It just confirms my desire to own a Hummer. Now if only they had a gas/electric hybrid for less than $20K...
Don't worry, Omar...I haven't taken anyone out...yet. Muahahaha
Truthfully, I did come close one time...just looking down to change the radio station. So I learned my lesson quick. The Tank takes up it's entire lane, so you could be out of your space and on top of someone else really quick.
I LOVE IT!
Furthermore I WANT one.
I never thought about the power part (because of your post now I want one even more than ever).
Making libs see red :) was enough for me.
You go Rhonda!
Although on the plus side, demolishing that Toyota would be like stepping on an ant: if you're overly sensitive you might feel bad for a moment, and you *might* see a tiny stain on your shoe if you look real hard...
If I step on one "ant"...I might never stop. There are so many ants on the road that need a good stomping.
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