Wednesday, October 28, 2009

"What the f*ck?" Wednesday

It's been two weeks (I know, sorry!), and the WTF photos have been piling up in my iPhone ... so let's get to it.

Car? Motorcycle? Some weird cross between the two like the zonkey? I don't understand. Why one big ass wheel in the back? WTF?

Really. An orange mohawk. Do you know how long it took me to explain this to my four year old? Didn't this hairstyle go out in the 80s?

I know it's the writer/editor in me, but WTF, Channel 2? They have this cool tool called "spell check" now. Maybe you guys should get it.

Anyone know WTF a "Corn Hole Tournament" is? I do now, but seriously, that name is just wrong.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

"What the f*ck?" Wednesday

I had a great "WTF? Wednesday" ready to go ... about our nanny and her wacky mom ... but then I got a call from my BFF from high school, Halle, from Texas Children's Hospital. And now, her one-year-old daughter is in surgery, having a "foreign object" removed from her lungs. So I am sitting here, waiting for the call that she is okay and in recovery.

My friend Kathy mentioned that something similar had happened to her as a baby ... she was on a counter and grabbed a whole peanut, which she then proceeded to choke on. I had no idea something you swallowed could end up in your lungs? And once we started talking about it, Kathy and I decided it's really a miracle she's here with us at all. Why was she on a counter as a baby? (we made up a little scenario where her mom left her on the counter so she could step out on the patio for a scotch and a cig. ha!)

So please say a little prayer for baby Blair. Did I mention that it is Halle's wedding anniversary too? WTF, Universe? That's pretty crappy.

And to end on a happy note. WTF is this all about? If I want something to taste like bacon, I'll put some bacon in it. I don't want bacon-flavored anything ... that should only be done to dog food.

That being said, Dan bought this and we had it on some hamburgers. It was good, but it was no bacon.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

"What the f*ck?" Wednesday

WTF is wrong with the Wisconsin Tourism Federation? They had THE BEST ACRONYM EVER, and then they totally went and rearranged the words in their name. So now, instead of WTF, they are TFW. Blah.

Their website ( says they changed it so it would "no longer distract from their mission."

WTF, TFW? Think of the clever advertising you could do with "WTF" ... for example:

- "Haven't been to Wisconsin lately? WTF!"
- "Hey France, we have better cheese than you. WTF!"

SO many possibilities.

Monday, October 05, 2009

The many faces of Scarlett's first haircut

Similar to Scarlett's first turn on our water slide, it was hard to tell if she was loving or hating her first haircut.

Clearly, it's not the best style in the world, Scarlett, but you have short, baby-fine hair that's hanging in your eyes. I had to do something.

I guess she liked the bow. Or, she was just happy it was over.