Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Dear People who use water in Pearland --
Over FIVE months ago we started putting some crappy chemical in your water supply that will kill your fish. It will also kill you if you have kidney problems and use a dialysis machine. Good luck with that.
The Dumbasses who run The City of Pearland
WTF? So, I am now curious how many fish and/or people have died so far...and what idiot didn't think it was important to send this out, oh I don't know, maybe BEFORE they made the change?
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
I don't know what the deal is, but this is the second pair of shoes that has crapped out on me at work. (I've only been working for 31 days!)
Last time, the heel came off, and the strap was attached in between the heel and the sole, so I was walking around barefoot until lunchtime. Today, I am just making a very loud "THAP THAP THAP" noise as I walk the halls...unless I carefully slide my foot without lifting it up. (But then people might think I am making fun of the handicapped, so I should probably stop that.)
I attempted to glue my shoe back together, but all I managed to do was glue the bottom of my pants to the top half of my shoe. TGIF.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
WTF, coworker? Surely you know how annoying that is. Surely you realize we can ALL hear you. Surely you are pissing off the people who sit within the vicinity of your cube, not just me, the person way down the hall. (And WTF, gum snapper's neighbors? Grow some cahones and say something, please!)
Got any annoying office behavior to share with me?
Sunday, August 17, 2008
The school is in an area that takes emergency responders 30 minutes to reach...and with all the things that happen in schools these days. Well, what do you think?
Here are a few links to the story:
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
The real "WTF?" part is that the teeny, tiny cooler of chicken was only like 6' long.
Monday, August 11, 2008
But look what he did anyway! These showed up on my desk this afternoon and made it the best Monday ever. Somebody SO knows how to get laid.
The guy at the window lovingly handed me my receipt and said "If you come by after 2:00 today, you can get that frappacino for only $2.17."
Damn you, Starbuck's, and your delicious 500-calorie drinks that are only $2 after 2:00!
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Me: (confused face, followed fairly quickly by dirty look)
VLM: I mean you look like one of those candies. The peanut butter ones.
Me: (F-U look) Oh, okay. haha
Me in my mind: What the f*ck, VLM? Why would you say that to me? Don't you know I can never wear this jacket again without thinking I look like a peanut butter bar? Do you realize I JUST bought this jacket and it wasn't cheap? WTF is WRONG with you men?!
Peanut Butter Bars:
I really don't see a resemblance.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
So far, this is the best day I've had in a week. (wood knocking goes here)
Monday, August 04, 2008
Saturday: Get an early morning call from good friend. Her boyfriend was killed in a motorcycle accident late Friday night. Spent several hours getting a grasp on that information, then spent several hours at her house, trying to be supportive.
Sunday: Attend a Wiggles concert. No alcohol served.
So, I'm in a bit of a trance today. I want to cry...and I can't get "Big Red Car" out of my head. Will the torture ever end?!
Friday, August 01, 2008
This will be hard to believe, but it tastes worse than it looks.
My coworker was all like "it's so yummy...it's like a donut hole but filled with chocolate." I took one bite and have been sick to my stomach ever since.
Beaver Balls = Not good.