Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Fun with Stats

It's been a long time since I looked over a Stat Counter report for my blog, but after careful review today I came to two conclusions.

1. Some of the searches that brought people to my site are funny, and some are incredibly disturbing....

Funny: "crazy baby sitter"

Disturbing: "rotting dog corpses pictures" (I promise I don't have any...don't ask me how this search turned up my blog!)

Funny: "throwing up barfing vomiting puking"

Disturbing: "sauerkraut juice" (Only Omar's friend is supposed to care about skj!)

Funny: "accidentally took 2 prenatal vitamins"

Disturbing: "Elmo cursing" (Is their Elmo cursing at them or vice versa?)


2. When you look at the pages these searches pulled up, it's some of the funnier stories on my blog...kind of a "Best of" The B.S. Cafe.

My babysitter eating a pound of salami, letting my dog eat baby puke, my husband accidentally taking my prenatal vitamins....it really doesn't get any better!

5 comments:

Super Happy Girl said...

Truly the Best of BS Cafe, those are all my favorites.
"accidentally took 2 prenatal vitamins". At least now we know your husband is not th eonly one.

Special K ~Toni said...

You really find out how many weirdos are out there when you check on these things!

omar said...

Good ol' kraut juice. Yum. I'd bet the same person who searched for that later searched for "throwing up barfing vomiting puking."

My favorite search hit at my site was "hobo porn."

Bill C said...

With your posts, the titles alone win points. And earlier this week I (finally!) had someone enter this query: "I want a feiend."

Happy happy, that's me.

Anonymous said...

I'm happy to say I did not find your blog by doing a search on rotting dog corpses. But someone who did read your blog. Creepy!