Friday, May 09, 2008

What I don't want for Mother's Day

5. Stuff that cleans up other stuff.

4. Things that help me get organized, better myself in some form or fashion, or require me to think outside of my box.

3. Knick knacks. I have a toddler and a baby. Every surface in my house is bare and I am out of cabinet space.

2. Sharp objects. You never know when I might totally lose it.

1. Anything that poops.

8 comments:

Trix in the Stix said...

We gave my mom pots & pans one year (I think I was 8 or 9)... she cried. Lesson learned!!

Super Happy Girl said...

Amen and amen.

KB said...

Your list would make a great ad campaign.

Anonymous said...

So what DID you get? I got a few cards and flowers from my oldest stepdaughter.

~Sheryl said...

I got two boxes of good n plenty... I am loved!!

Jean Knee said...

I got a severed crocodile head.

Rhonda Sloan said...

I got to sleep in...although the neighbor's daughter was visiting and her yippy little dogs started a barking sh*tstorm at about 8:00 a.m. I also got a yummy breakfast, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and cards from everyone. Plus, I got out of certain tasks all day by saying "But it's MOTHER'S day!"

Anonymous said...

The last gift is the best! My favorite thing to say that day was "You have to be extra nice 'cause it's Mother's day!"