Monday, July 02, 2007

Back in the Saddle

Gee, I am such a slacker. Hard to believe it's been so long since I posted. But if it makes it any better, I promise I wasn't doing anything fun.

We got home from Michigan late last Wednesday night, and about 10 miles from home my car broke down. So after dealing with car stuff on Thursday, I had to get ready for a little party I was throwing on Saturday. Now, I am in full gear trying to put together a birthday party for my daughter. So much for my life of luxury.

There is lots to talk about...Paris is out of jail, Nancy Grace is pregnant, Ann Coulter is the devil...but I thought I would entertain you with a little silliness from the Michigan trip first.

Did you know you can buy "bling" out of a candy vending machine these days? For only 25 cents too. Can I interest you in a cute little anchor or perhaps a giant eagle, ladies?

Do you like bacon? Then check out Tony's Restaurant. It's a "greasy spoon" on a highway in Birch Run, Michigan, and they love to load you up on bacon. This lady looked like she wanted to die from embarrassment when her club sandwich came out. (I'm sure it didn't help that I asked to take a photo of her and the monster sandwich.) And look at the other lady's plate...I think there is an egg under that bacon somewhere.


I like to call this picture "Baby Got Back." We ran out of swimmer diapers one day, and let my daughter play in a real diaper. As you can see, she came out of the pool with quite a load. That diaper weighed at least 10 pounds.

This is more bothersome than silly. Please explain to me how this fly got in there in the first place? Isn't that supposed to be some sort of air tight seal between the panes of glass???



And here is where I spent 3 solid days in Michigan. My little piece of heaven.


6 comments:

Super Happy Girl said...

I found out this morning about Nancy Grace and thought of you.

That diaper looks heavier than the baby.
The fly in between the panes of glass: yikes. I hate dead flies, I can't imagine sitting there, looking at the stupid dead thing.

Special K ~Toni said...

1.) Who the hell would willingly bump uglies with Nancy Grace??? I don't think there is enough booze in the state of Texas!

2.) What??? You didn't bring us back any bling? That anchor would look sweet around my neck!

3.) That diaper is literally between her knees! She didn't care though, did she?

4.) I awarded you a little something on my blog! Oh yes I did! Check it out here !

5.) Having a contest and you know you want in on it!

6.) Last but not least, welcome home! Glad you had a safe trip!

omar said...

You're pregnant, you should be allowed to lay around on a hammock all day if you want.

And bling's not just for the ladies! I'm rockin' an eagle like that around my neck right now.

Anonymous said...

Oh my. That hammock looks positively dreamy. Especially because it is in the shade. And that looks like the best hammock frame (is that the word?) ever. Sweet!

Happy 4th!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

And now I know the secret to getting an enhanced booty without an expensive silicone surgery. Thanks Rhonda! Got any Depends coupons?

~Sheryl said...

Welcome home!

Ah yes, Tony's. I think everyone here in Michigan knows about Tony's and the excessive bacon.

Your hammock looks absolutely dreamy.

The mere fact that Nancy Grace is going to fertilize the world with a little bit of her scares the crap right out of me.