Wednesday, August 06, 2008

"What the F*ck?" Wednesday

I am walking into the building from lunch today, and as I scan my badge to open the security gate, the very large man coming in the gate next to me looks over and says, "You look like candy."

Me: (confused face, followed fairly quickly by dirty look)

VLM: I mean you look like one of those candies. The peanut butter ones.

Me: (F-U look) Oh, okay. haha

Me in my mind: What the f*ck, VLM? Why would you say that to me? Don't you know I can never wear this jacket again without thinking I look like a peanut butter bar? Do you realize I JUST bought this jacket and it wasn't cheap? WTF is WRONG with you men?!

Me:


Peanut Butter Bars:

I really don't see a resemblance.

11 comments:

~Sheryl said...

Hello? Rhonda?

Very large man... everything looks like candy.

On the other side of the universe a very large man is blogging about how he told someone she looked like candy and not two seconds after he got the comment out... he realized he should not have said that to a total stranger. In fact, very large men should never say "you look like candy" to anyone.

hehe

Anonymous said...

Unless you are walking around with the actual candies to show everyone while you're wearing the jacket, no one else on the planet is going to notice.

Hopefully that's the last you hear from him or you may need to give him a blog label.

Trix in the Stix said...

I agree who would ever notice that? I didn't even know people actually ate those things. And I wouldn't have even known what you were talking about if you hadn't attached the picture of the candies.

You should have told him that he looked like a marshmallow puff!!

Anonymous said...

Well now you can't wear that jacket around me or that will be all I think of!

Damn him!

Jean Knee said...

that jacket is awesome. don't stop wearing it

Anonymous said...

UUHH, Rhonda. uhh you wanna go out some time?

Anonymous said...

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha (that's all I have to say 'bout that) hahahahahhahahahhahahah

Dan said...

He was trying to pick you up.
That's what happens when you become a MILF.

Dan said...

He was trying to pick you up.
That's what happens when you become a MILF.

Anonymous said...

I totally thought he was hitting on you.

Super Happy Girl said...

Totally hitting on you ;)
I would get some of those candies and pass them around when I wore the jacket...wouldn't that be fun?
No?
Hmmm.