- I told someone who is 30 that he is a "baby."
- I scolded some teenagers for running in the hall and bumping into my 2-year-old daughter at school. (Although I did say it in a very young, hip way..."Hey Dudes, take it down a notch!)
- I chased some elementary school kids down the street after they threw pine cones at my car. When I caught up to them, I threatened to call their parents and the police. (WTF, me?! Don't be crazy parent-calling lady!!!!)
- Some teenagers asked me how old they looked, and the one who I guessed to be the oldest was EXCITED. And I couldn't remember when I was last excited to look older. And I told them not to try to grow up so fast. (Wha??? Only old people say that!)
- I found two pair of shoes I liked in a particular style I wanted...and I bought the pair that was more COMFORTABLE, instead of the ultra-cute pair!
Friday, April 11, 2008
How I know I am getting old
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6 comments:
Next you are going to pinch kids' cheeks and call them honey.
Oh.
Sorry, I didn't realized you were already doing that.
Our birthday is coming. Older.Wiser.Wittier.Saggier.
BTW, "I didn't realize(d)" was totally on purpose. I wanted to see if you would notice.
Hey, have you read this?
I, of course, thought about you.
OK... Well I'm 4 days older than you and I've only done #1!
And as for #5... I bought 2 pairs of super hot shoes this weekend... and I don't think either of them fall into the "comfortable shoe" category!!
However I do get called Ma'am A LOT and that irks me to no end!!
I'm old and all but I haven't gotten any of that peace and wisdom people claim replaces youth. cellulite's the only thing that's replaced my youth
I'm getting so old that I have to use all my strength to hold myself in before sneezing so I don't accidentally piss and/or crap myself.
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