My new luv-er, Mr. iPhone
The hubby bought me an iPhone as a "thanks for having my baby" gift. I have to give him major kudos, because it almost makes the acid reflux, lack of sleep, weight gain, itchy rash, and numerous other maladies worthwhile. Mr. iPhone has all kinds of fabulous tricks up his sleeve, and playing with him is an almost orgasmic experience. If you have an inclination to buy one, especially now that the price has been lowered, I say "DO IT!" Mr. iPhone will rock your world.
Flipping Out
TV is finally coming back. I know a lot of you are "too busy" or "too smart" to watch TV, but I'm not. I love TV, especially the entertaining and mostly mindless stuff. My favorite show of the moment is "Flipping Out" on Bravo. It's the perfect combo of home improvement and reality. Jeff flips gorgeous multi-million dollars houses in California, but he also has OCD, ADHD, narcissistic personality disorder, and anger management issues. What could be more perfect? Oh yeah, he's good looking and gay and has a flock of assistants that are non-stop entertaining. So you get cool house ideas coupled with a totally fabulous nut job who says stuff like this...
(Putting in his drink order at lunch) "Ideally, I'd like 75% lemonade, 10% fruit punch and 15% Sprite. If they don't have lemonade, then do 75% fruit punch and 25% Sprite. If they don't have fruit punch, then do 75% lemonade and 25% Sprite." The final episode aired last night, but they are replaying the entire season, so check it out. I promise it will not disappoint.
Half-naked, headless men
I saw this billboard recently, and not only did I nearly wreck trying to get a good look (Way to go, Abercrombie! Finally, some decent female porn.), but then my friend Kelly tells me this is the view from her new office. Lucky bitch. I know the picture isn't great, but you get the idea. A perfect, but headless body...genius.
Think there is any chance I can convince Abercrombie & Fitch to put one in my backyard so I have something to look at over the next 6 to 8 weeks? I mean, besides my sweet, new baby (who will be here in just 5 days!) of course.
8 comments:
I have always said "that Rhonda is one lucky woman". I wanna have an iPhone orgasmic experience :)
I watched that lemonade clip from Flipping out on "the soup" (I love you Joel), I'll have to check it out.
I tried to get into Flipped Out, but that guy made me wanna smack him! One person could do the stuff he wants done. And his poor cat Monkey and the acupuncture?? Almost had me in tears! "He likes it" likes it my fat ass! I am a total Bravo TV whore- love most of the other reality shows they have- Top Chef tonight! Yay!
Only 5 more days?? And her name is???? Rhonda junior????
Paige?
Sophia?
Toni?
Hannah?
Paige?
Lauren?
Tatum?
Apple?
Banana?
Paige??
Yay! Can't wait for another new baby!! Congrats early!
Having that billboard in your backyard would make the 6 weeks post-partum abstinence rather.......difficult. Just sayin.
I love TV, too and I'm no longer going to apologize for it. I will confess that I've finally succumbed to the lure of America's Next Top Model. I totally get it now....after several marathons on MTV (yes, MTV - I know I'm way too old for MTV).
Can't wait to meet the new Sloanette, whatever her name is.
Lucky duck.
By the way, I'm on hiatus (well, sort of), but I'm coming back to check in on you and see pics of the new baby.
You know how Mr. Mc What's-his-name on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood always went around saying, "Speedy Delivery!" "Speedy Delivery!"
Well, my thoughts exactly!
Best wishes!!
Your blog is hilarious. I love the WTF Wednesdays and now I feel inspired.
Thanks for the laughs!
Aimee
NCS - Get an iPhone. You deserve it! :)
Toni - The scene had me laughing so hard I almost peed myself. But then the assistant started to cry about it, so I felt a little sad.
Carol - Thanks! I still need to get you those Texans tickets. Call me!
EWB - True. I didn't think of that. Crap. :(
KB - I still watch MTV. Don't be ashamed! Although, they should be ashamed because I can't imagine letting kiddos watch The Real World, etc.
CW - I did see that you are on hiatus. Thanks for checking on me...and come back soon!!!
Aimee - THANKS! I really appreciate the kudos.
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